This Thanksgiving I am Thankful

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful...

That I'm not a turkey.
That grass doesn't grow through snow, necessitating winter mowing as well as shoveling.
That there are only twenty-four hours available each day for TV programming.
That there aren't twice as many Congressional Representatives and half as many doctors.
That teenagers ultimately will have children who will become teenagers.
That the space available for messages on T-shirts and bumpers is limited.
That snow covers the unraked leaves.
That hugs and kisses don't add weight or cause cancer.
That DVDs and radios and TV sets and washers and mixers and lights can be turned off.
That no one can turn off the moon and stars. ~copied